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My cousin has fat cheeks. Man, he is gadoid filth
gadoid by l337 haXX0r July 18, 2003
of, resembling or pertaining to the cod
Jim said this statue gadoid's
gadoid by NewCom October 11, 2021
Girl 1: Stop being such a gadidi!
Girl 2: I'm not! You are!
gadidi by Samantha Felicia Rose April 3, 2015
To jack off in the kitchen while wearing a clown costume covered in cow's blood, while braying like a donkey.
1. John was gadoodling for hours last night, so I'm going to need some diet coke to get rid of the blood and cum stains on my tile floor.

2. I can't gadoodle with you tonight, my clown costume is at the dry cleaners.

3. Matt gadoodles so loudly, we have been asked if we own a donkey.
Gadoodle by TheGadoodler January 3, 2011

Gadoinch 

A new language formed around the society of Gadoinchetta. Not even the creators truly know how to speak gadoinchian but they give it a good go!
If it's on a resume it is an instant positive, and will confuse any interviewer to the point where they just accept it as real.
Interviewer: So, this language you have listed, 'fluid gadoinchian speaker'...what is it?
Person: Ooooh gadoinch. Oinch gadda doin gado inch doinch.
Interviewer: So what did you just say?
Person: I dunno, just know how to speak it
Interviewer: … ok then
Gadoinch by THE Cinnamon Ninja February 27, 2019
A person you buy from dark web for the sole purpose of making them gag on your dick or your ass. Gagdoid can be a living human being or a humongous reptile.
Steve: "I bought used gagdoid from the Gags'n'Fags today"
Bob: "Wowzers I want one too Steve"
Charlie: "Oh heck Steve is so cool he has a gagdoid, I want to suck his dick now"
Gagdoid by Yeeter Meatbeater October 27, 2018
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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