A new language formed around the society of Gadoinchetta. Not even the creators truly know how to speak gadoinchian but they give it a good go!
If it's on a resume it is an instant positive, and will confuse any interviewer to the point where they just accept it as real.
Interviewer: So, this language you have listed, 'fluid gadoinchian speaker'...what is it?
Person: Ooooh gadoinch. Oinch gadda doin gado inch doinch.
Interviewer: So what did you just say?
Person: I dunno, just know how to speak it
Interviewer: … ok then
A person you buy from dark web for the sole purpose of making them gag on your dick or your ass. Gagdoid can be a living human being or a humongous reptile.
Steve: "I bought used gagdoid from the Gags'n'Fags today"
Bob: "Wowzers I want one too Steve"
Charlie: "Oh heck Steve is so cool he has a gagdoid, I want to suck his dick now"