A new language formed around the society of Gadoinchetta. Not even the creators truly know how to speak gadoinchian but they give it a good go!
If it's on a resume it is an instant positive, and will confuse any interviewer to the point where they just accept it as real.
Interviewer: So, this language you have listed, 'fluid gadoinchian speaker'...what is it?
Person: Ooooh gadoinch. Oinch gadda doin gado inch doinch.
Interviewer: So what did you just say?
Person: I dunno, just know how to speak it
Interviewer: … ok then
A person you buy from dark web for the sole purpose of making them gag on your dick or your ass. Gagdoid can be a living human being or a humongous reptile.
Steve: "I bought used gagdoid from the Gags'n'Fags today"
Bob: "Wowzers I want one too Steve"
Charlie: "Oh heck Steve is so cool he has a gagdoid, I want to suck his dick now"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.