tree

something that sits in the ground and remains in the same spot for hundreds of years but manages to jump out in front of you on your way home from the pub

oh my GOD, what happened to you?

yeah i know, a tree jumped out in front of me...

by cragget February 28, 2004

Tree

A tall person

My Friend is a tree

by Hiiipanda September 18, 2016

Tree

Tree ( Noun / Adjective ) An special person, who is yet Funny, Amazing, Honest, Kind, Caring, Joyful Person, who is trustworthy and that has an epic tail and personality.

Hey Tree, do you know what you mean to me? Look it up.

by Inysal September 29, 2011

tree

A bud of marijuana. Called that because buds of "Dank" or "Kind" (look those up too, meatwad) look like little trees.

Who gots the trees, yo?

by See Also: Ink June 9, 2003

Tree

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by Not me I think January 22, 2019

Tree

A stick with a bush on top.

Did you see that TREE today?

by koalasarebetterthanyou March 28, 2015

tree

A weird bush on a stick that pops out of the ground, shits its fur off at autumn, sleeps all winter. and grows leaves again at spring.. it obscures scenery but without its heavy bush like breathing we would all die, some suicidal bastards cut them down...

LOL: look at that tree man!
BIG:i cant see past it
LOl; hey look some guys cutting it down!
BOOM
Big:yeah bitch dont kill me or ill kill you
LOl:why did you kill him? wtf?
Big:he was cutting off my supply of life

by LOLPOSTS October 13, 2012