Fuktardian 

Gold medal-winning fuktard

For example Fabian makes an Olympic sport out of being a fuktard he is a fuktardian

Fuktardian by Sircooksyaalot June 4, 2021

Futarian 

A person who has been darkened by the hot Futa sun and is very tired of life and is in dire need of money and rest.

Send that guy money, he is a Futarian.

Futarian by KinggW December 7, 2021

fucktardian 

A utter and complete f**king moron.
Someone who is at all times doing something absolutely stupid.

You'd have to be a total fucktardian to run yourself over with your own car.

fucktardian by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

fucktardia 

State of mind/place of mental residence of a fucktard; those engaged in fucktardary

slx is the Lord Mayor of Fucktardia

fucktardia by Ðiego December 7, 2002

Fucktardia 

Fucktardia is a far-off, magical land filled with wonderous works of stupidity, and great triumphs of brianlessness.

To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.

Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.

The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the Cathedral of Atheism, the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.

The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.

The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)

a. I just got back from my vacation in Fucktardia.

b. How was it?

a. Very enlightening. I'm thinking about going into politics.

Fucktardia by Name removed by the NSA January 2, 2014

Fucktardian Cunt Waffle 

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.

“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”

Fucktardian Cunt Waffle by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018

Fucktardian 

A collection of people who are absolute fucking retards. Usually applies to family and, thus, a clan.

Jim - we have to go see the fucktardians (my parents) again.

Fucktardian by Reverend Felcher November 28, 2012