Urban Dictionary: Definitions by troyklapperich

mudskipper

when you are having a bowel movement and you cough so hard that the feces shoots out so fast that splashes and gets all over you

I heard you coughing up a storm in the bathroom, sounds like you must have dropped a mudskipper

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A popular sports drink that is rumored to be tainted with toilet water.

I can't believe you drink powerade, don't you know that there's someone's pee in that!

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to crash or wipe out on a skateboard, surfboard, roller skates, roller blades, or a bicycle

Troy was riding a smooth wave, but he caught some coral and totally billydinged his board

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Dafaq!
That is some totally messed up sh*t!

dafaq by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

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a turd that sticks in your butt cheeks and is really difficult to wipe

I had to shower after I got done using the toilet, because I had a major bungoid.

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someone who is known to be untrustworthy, a person who is a liar and manipulative, a shady person

Be careful around that guy, he's a total dweazel.

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I'm about to can some shitpickles.

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