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What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.

Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.
Airport cop: Name?

b: {very arabic name}

Airport cop: Come with me, please.

b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?

Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..

*glove snaps*
by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014
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An awesome computer hardware and software company that revolutionized the cell phone market three times (iPod, iPhone, iPad), and is constantly competing with exxon for the title of richest company in the world.

For some reason, a lot of people have come to hate it, even though they are the ones who made it such a huge company in the first place by buying all their products.
1- Man, Apple products suck! Why do people keep buying them!

2- Bitch, please. It's Apple.
by Name removed by the NSA December 15, 2013
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That one unpopular kid in high school that will probably be your boss someday
They call me Nerd... But they'll see.. They'll ALL see!
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1. Abbreviation for "Laugh out Loud". Substitution for laughter.

2. How girls on the internet let guys know that they do anal
1. A- why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your mother's ugly face!

B- What's the difference between your penis and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

C- lol

A- F**k you

B- lol

D- lol

2. See slut
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An ancient, long-lost website that once ruled the web thousands of years ago.

To find our current dictator, see facebook
Fact:
If you search 'Myspace' on google, all the results will be links to Facebook.
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A vast network of data that is

40% pornography

30% cat pictures

19% creeps

10% advertisements

10% the word "gay"

1% relevant information

All of which is spied on by the NSA
People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.
by Name removed by the NSA November 16, 2013
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