26 definitions by Name removed by the NSA
by Name removed by the NSA November 16, 2013
A vast network of data that is
40% pornography
30% cat pictures
19% creeps
10% advertisements
10% the word "gay"
1% relevant information
All of which is spied on by the NSA
40% pornography
30% cat pictures
19% creeps
10% advertisements
10% the word "gay"
1% relevant information
All of which is spied on by the NSA
People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.
by Name removed by the NSA November 16, 2013
Atheist: religion is the biggest lie in the history of humankind *insert rest of shitfest*
Normal person: how about you just let me believe what I want to believe?
Atheist: *mind explodes*
Normal person: how about you just let me believe what I want to believe?
Atheist: *mind explodes*
by Name removed by the NSA December 9, 2013
A badass, classic monster. It resembles a human, except for it's long, sharp fangs, and unusually pale skin. It lives on blood, sucking it from it's victims by biting them, usually on the neck. Similar to a zombie, the victim either dies, or turns into a vampire.
A vampire sleeps in a coffin during the day, as it will burn in the daylight. It is also often associated with bats.
Not to be confused with a sparkling little fucking FAIRY that stalks girls in high school 1/8 their age.
A vampire sleeps in a coffin during the day, as it will burn in the daylight. It is also often associated with bats.
Not to be confused with a sparkling little fucking FAIRY that stalks girls in high school 1/8 their age.
Girl: OMGG EDWARD IS SOOOOO HAWT!!!!1!!ONE1!!!!!
Boy: Please die..
This is an example of how the Vampire has been tainted forever.
Boy: Please die..
This is an example of how the Vampire has been tainted forever.
by Name removed by the NSA December 14, 2013
What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.
Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.
Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.
Airport cop: Name?
b: {very arabic name}
Airport cop: Come with me, please.
b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?
Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..
*glove snaps*
b: {very arabic name}
Airport cop: Come with me, please.
b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?
Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..
*glove snaps*
by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014
by Name removed by the NSA December 8, 2013
Uh oh... Guess what day it is!
Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!
HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!
Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!
HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!
by Name removed by the NSA December 7, 2013