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Fucktardianism

For some a way of life is growing up, getting a nice job, having a great spouse and then travelling the world. For those that follow the ways of Fucktardianism there is hope for them achieving all 3 of those things but through those things they are going to do some of the most fucking stupid shit that you have ever seen one example is a bunch of women marching down the street with vaginas on their heads or a group of people burning down the businesses in their own cities and stealing shit just because they felt empowered. Then we have those who wear a mask while driving alone in the car with the windows up or biking up a mountain with no one around. People that didn't win the Darwin award but deserve it are prime examples of followers in Fucktardianism. When you see these people do not attempt to engage with them for they become violently offended very fast and could even try to assault you.
Kids did you see Karen today wearing her mask while riding alone in the car? Now kids that is an example of Karen practicing Fucktardianism, we don't practice that religion here okay.
Fucktardianism by Token Dankies September 30, 2021

Fucktardians

Fucktardians is 2 or more Fucktards in one place at the same time, An unorganized race of the lowest level of human organisms, A Hybrid Of Cross Breeding ASS CLOWNS/SPECIAL OLYMPIC DISQUALIFIED PARTICIPANTS..
Dude! “Look at those FUCKTARDIANS! “ They think Catching the Javalin is a Real Special Olympic Event”😳
Fucktardians by 🔥STR8 FIRE BMM🔥 September 3, 2018

Fucktardians

Those brainless sheep who still think Biden is doing a good job
My God he is so stupid, he must be one of those fucktardians
Fucktardians by Trojanman May 16, 2022

Fucktardians

Find it here in Ohio, home of the fucktardians.
Fucktardians by FucktardFinder August 19, 2021
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