Waffle

To talk unendingly, with no point to your conversation about totally idiotic things. Spamming on chat rooms is a case of waffling.
"You waffle something awful"
"What are you waffling about?"
by Andrew Kirkman January 12, 2006
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Waffle

Something large and syrup covered. Sometimes can be shiny and distracting to steal own the gaze of any onlooking. Especially useful in awkward situations, arguments, or any other need for an excuse to stop conversation or change the subject.
Go on girl, shake a waffle at it!
by Jizzjizz December 19, 2010
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Waffle

She as a tight waffle.
My girlfriend asked me to insert my penis into her waffle.
She wanted me to itch her waffle all night long.
by Ben Artho July 09, 2010
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Waffle

1. Greatest anytime food ever. The king of the lesser pancake. Best with anything.

2. To have sexual relations with someone

3. A cigarette

4. Anything illegal

5. To flip-flop on descisions

6. To talk or write foolishly
1. "I want a waffle from the Waffle House!"

2. "we waffled hard last night"

3. "Man, I really need a waffle right about now..."

4. "HA I'm so high on this waffle right here!"

5. John Kerry waffles.

6. "JHBSDHBSVDHGSVHJGDVHGVJH!"
"Stop waffling biatch!"
by Craiggle Bear! April 01, 2007
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Waffle

1. n. A lighter version of a pancake, but crisp and made with a waffle iron.
2. v. To fuck a girl doggy style through a waffle, when the male is finished with his business he releases his sperm onto the waffle and the female eats it as a tasty treat. Also known as waffling.
3. v. A term used to describe a very attractive female that needs a good waffle and cock in her pussy.
1. Let's make some waffles today dear.
2. My girlfriend and I are going to waffle when I get off work tonight!
3. I would waffle the shit out of her! She is definitely waffle worthy!
by Mcholypotato October 23, 2007
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Waffle

v. Known mainly in the computer gaming world for when someone plays for so long, fighting the need for sleep, they end up passing out face down on their keyboard. When they wake up, the keys are imprinted on their face resembling a waffle.
"He's been up for 2 days leveling his character, I bet he's going to waffle any second now"

"I'm so tired, I'm about to waffle in the middle of this raid"
by pandapastry July 12, 2009
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Waffle

An extremely delicious piece of food which comes in two varieties: the 'breakfast' waffle (usually eaten with maple syrup), and the 'potato' waffle (usually eaten with a condiment such as tomato ketchup). Waffles are often given as presents to people
"I would like to eat something."
"Have a waffle."
"Thank you. Oh, this tastes delicious."
And so on and so forth.
by Quigley June 22, 2005
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