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this word is literally just someone that was stupid and spelled believe wrong :D

thank me later, but in advanced... your welcome.
Dude, I can't even belive you right now.
Belive by duhitz.litty03 September 23, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
Often autocorrected to believe
Verb 1. To remain, stay
2. A misspelling of believe
3. "Shut the fuck up" (by Merriam Webster Official March 12th, 2023)
Adverb.
1. Quickly, forthwith
2. Soon, presently, before long; by and by, anon
See bleve and blive
I belove here, so he will be able to belive here
Belive by Master of beargreen August 4, 2023
Clark: I like cats.
Kent: Belive or Be out.
belive - definition: Kavindu is gay pronunciation: ka-vin-du-i-z-g-a-e
I believe belive
Belive by RustyOldVolvo December 8, 2019
accept that (something) is true, especially without proof.
I belive.
Belive by Pau s. November 28, 2023

i can’t belive its not butter 

The fucking stupidest shit u can name a product
I can’t belive its not butter!
Kys

i cant belive its not butter 

but chuck norris can
e.g.
randome1: i cant belive its not butter
randome2: chuck norris can
randome1: no dude just no
randome2:watch what you say chuck norris might round house kick you
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