Fucktardigan 

A contraction of Fucktard and Cardigan

Fucktard + cardigan = Fucktardigan

A person who is a complete stupid arsehole once he's wearing his beer jacket

Someone who swaps his beer jacket for a fucktardigan on leaving the bar. Those who seemingly lose all of his morals and reverted to being a child!

Someone who would not normally say boo to a goose but once drunk think it funny to run across the roof of a car or to piss through someone's letter box.

Fucktardigan by Toxisaurus September 26, 2012

Fucktardigan 

A fucktard who wears a cardigan. Usually used to describe a stupid, preppy asshole.

Joe: Hey, you wanna invite Dave over?
Steve: No way, he's a fucktardigan.

Fucktardigan by Miscoms February 17, 2019

fucktardian 

A utter and complete f**king moron.
Someone who is at all times doing something absolutely stupid.

You'd have to be a total fucktardian to run yourself over with your own car.

fucktardian by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

fucktardia 

State of mind/place of mental residence of a fucktard; those engaged in fucktardary

slx is the Lord Mayor of Fucktardia

fucktardia by Ðiego December 7, 2002

Fucktardistan 

THIS IS SIMPLE CALIFORNIA IS THE NEW COUNTRY OF FUCKTARISTAN!!

THEM FUCKING LIBERALS IN FUCKTARDISTAN ARE FUCKING UP THE GUN LAWS AGAIN.

Fucktardistan by pharquad January 6, 2017

Fucktardia 

Fucktardia is a far-off, magical land filled with wonderous works of stupidity, and great triumphs of brianlessness.

To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.

Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.

The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the Cathedral of Atheism, the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.

The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.

The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)

a. I just got back from my vacation in Fucktardia.

b. How was it?

a. Very enlightening. I'm thinking about going into politics.

Fucktardia by Name removed by the NSA January 2, 2014

Fucktardistan 

A region in the U.S. that consists of Washington state, Oregon, California, and Hawaii that is so fucked up that it should just split away from the rest of America. People there have their heads so far up their asses that they cannot see. WA is northern Fucktardistan, OR is central Fucktardistan, CA is southern Fucktardistan, and HI are the islands of Fucktardistan.

"I'm so glad I finally got out of northern Fucktardistan"

"Oh shit, here comes a Fucktardistanian. Guess I better start waving LGBTQ signs around or they'll throw rocks through my windows."

"Washington? No, you mean northern Fucktardistan."

Fucktardistan by Queen011CatFury February 10, 2023