fucktardiness
fucktardiness by Willc0 September 8, 2003
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fucktardiness
fucktardiness by bitch is always fucking late January 5, 2008
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fucktardedness
Noun. A word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of common sense, so oblivious to everything about everything, that if you spend too much time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a fucktard.
Fucktard: (in line at airport security) "Hey, I've got a joke. How many explosive-wielding terrorists does it take to blow up an airpl-"
*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*
Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever seen."
*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*
Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever seen."
fucktardedness by RepelHistory July 24, 2008
fucktardedness
A mysterious yet irresistable force which, amongst many other things, compels fucktards to submit definitions of derived words (eg fucktardedness) when the meaning is pretty obvious from the original word (eg fucktard)
I'm a fuckwitted retard. Did you call me a fucktard? That's really fucktarded of you. It's the height of fucktardedness. I call that total fucktardiniosity. Like, well fucktardiddlyocious. Fucktarinarapacious(...continued on the next Internet)
fucktardedness by I think I may be a fucktard... February 5, 2010
fucktardess
fucktardess 101
Facts: Mental disability / annoying as fuck.
Cures: Hotness / kindness / various acquaintances.
Facts: Mental disability / annoying as fuck.
Cures: Hotness / kindness / various acquaintances.
fucktardess by Crakso July 14, 2010
fucktardedness
fucktardedness by Oni Stiles August 7, 2003
Fucktardedness
Fucktardedness by India Xeronemous October 11, 2010
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