fucktardia
fucktardia by Ðiego December 7, 2002
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Fucktardia
Fucktardia is a far-off, magical land filled with wonderous works of stupidity, and great triumphs of brianlessness.
To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.
Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.
The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the Cathedral of Atheism, the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.
The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.
The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)
To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.
Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.
The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the Cathedral of Atheism, the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.
The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.
The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)
a. I just got back from my vacation in Fucktardia.
b. How was it?
a. Very enlightening. I'm thinking about going into politics.
b. How was it?
a. Very enlightening. I'm thinking about going into politics.
Fucktardia by Name removed by the NSA January 2, 2014
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Fucktardia
Fucktardia by azimoert December 28, 2015
fucktard jesus
A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.
fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017
Fucktarded
There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.
When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"
Fucktarded by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
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Team-Killing Fucktard
A Team-Killing Fucktard is commonly encountered in online team-based games, such as Halo (where the term originted).
Normally they are Noobs or Newbs, or just Fucktards in general.
Team-Killing Fucktard can be abbreviated to TKFT. Plural version of the noun is TKFTs. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has killed a team member. There are two definitions of such team-killers,
True Team-Killing Fucktards (TTKFT) and Enraged Team-Killing Fucktards, also known as RageQuit TKFTs (RTKFT or RQTKFT)
Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.
Normally they are Noobs or Newbs, or just Fucktards in general.
Team-Killing Fucktard can be abbreviated to TKFT. Plural version of the noun is TKFTs. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has killed a team member. There are two definitions of such team-killers,
True Team-Killing Fucktards (TTKFT) and Enraged Team-Killing Fucktards, also known as RageQuit TKFTs (RTKFT or RQTKFT)
Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.
Team-Killing Fucktard by Super-Ultimate-Ownage-Penguin September 11, 2011
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