Floarling 

smol boi, at difference of the *Treant* he isnt tall, he is small. its the size of an Inchling, but buffed to the enviorment

and yes, they get bullied like Inchlings.

-XxXxHoward666xXxX-: what ORIGIN are YOU going TO be**?**?

Floarling: Floarling

Floarling by The True Axolotl September 14, 2021

Floating island of reprisal 

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.

Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!

Floating island of reprisal by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022

Foul Floating Filth 

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.

That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...

Foul Floating Filth by YAWA September 11, 2016

Floating Rock Mentality 

The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!

I have the floating rock mentality!

Dude just fuck it F.R.M.

The F.R.M. Is the way to live

Floating Rock Mentality by Floating Rock Mentality December 7, 2020

Flailing Susan 

An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.

STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!

Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.

Flailing Susan by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009

Floating pie 

When an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. While she's under water
her floppy vagina floats to the surface.

also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable muffin

Where's grandma? I've been looking for hours
and can't find her. What's that? It looks like a floating pie. Wait a minute, that's grandma! I found her!

Floating pie by rhpsmann July 19, 2009

Florting 

Kissing that happens as a result of a formal handshake

'Did you see how firm his handshake was? He was definitely florting"

Florting by Flortygal November 4, 2018