Flarting

The act of simultaneously farting whilst flirting.

"Oh man, Zac was flarting last night wasn't he?"
"Yeah. He smelled like shit".

Flarting by flarting April 30, 2014

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flarting

attraction between two species expressed by endlessly trying to be cool and farting

Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...

flarting by Susanne Jameson May 13, 2005

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Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.

Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.

flarting by MassGuru April 28, 2011

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Flarting

The act of using flatulence to flirt.

Tom ripped a big fart under the sheets, then looked shyly over towards Amber. Amber looked deep into his eyes and then let a tiny squeak seep out in the form of a fart. Now Tom realized she was flarting with him.

Flarting by Penguin Pig May 2, 2017