flarting

attraction between two species expressed by endlessly trying to be cool and farting
Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...
by Susanne Jameson March 06, 2005
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Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.
Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.
by MassGuru April 10, 2011
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Flart

The savior of /gif/
YLYL THREAD #23987: NO FLART OR TIKTOK BULLSHIT
by l3tr0ll December 05, 2022
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flarted

The resulting release of gas through the derriere due to excessive laughter.
Dude! I laughed so hard I flarted!
by Mr. & Mrs. Flarter January 14, 2014
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Flart

A cross between a flan, and a tart. Although the name suggests something rude, it is in fact a simple pastry.
Young child: "Mummy that flart smells wonderful!"

Mother: "Well, it's been in the oven for a while now honey"
by Lonsdale October 08, 2009
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Flow Chart

A graphic presentation using symbols to show the step-by-step sequence of operations, activities, or procedures.
Your flarts stink; they lack sufficient detail.
by lostcartographer May 13, 2008
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Flart

verb: the act of flirting of with a female while simultaneously trying to hold in gas/ a turd
I saw this cute girl at the bar and I was flarting with her so hard. But then half way through it just turned into me shitting my pants.
by professer awful April 04, 2013
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