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Florting

Kissing that happens as a result of a formal handshake
'Did you see how firm his handshake was? He was definitely florting"
by Flortygal November 4, 2018
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florting

Flirting while your drunk, a redneck, or a blonde.
"Dat der guy was dun florting with me..."
by Hamma Kuvula April 30, 2006
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Florting

Flirting for sport. Flirting so natural, reflexive and expert-level, it ought to be an Olympic sporting event.
A master of florting, she flirts the way other people breathe--reflexively, constantly, and if she stopped, she'd probably die.
by CalliopeOrion April 17, 2019
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Florting

When you’re fucking a person and snorting blow off of some part of their body. Preferably off of someplace weeeeeeird.
You ever florting? It’s like drugs for your brain and yo dick.
by Cassiafrass May 15, 2018
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Floating island of reprisal

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.
Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!
by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022
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urban forting

To create a room partition by using liberated (i.e. stolen) storage crates, usually from drug stores. Studio apartments can be turned into 2-bedroom homes by stacking crates to ceiling height plus additional crates can be converted to furnishing such as coffee tables, couches, and bed frames.
We turned Tony's studio apartment into a 3 room place through urban forting. Thanks CVS!
by goyadun August 25, 2013
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Foul Floating Filth

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.
That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...
by YAWA September 11, 2016
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