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Flarking 

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.
Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?
Flarking by Puedro September 29, 2014
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Flarking 

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy while she shits on the tip of your penis. She or he will then shove the shit into your urethra using their tongue.
I cannot wait to go flarking after school!
Flarking by Flark maxxer March 28, 2024

Flarking 

Flarking: When someone fakes sleeping and farts because their body wouldn’t do that in a sedative state. Flarking .. Farting while fake sleeping
Dude I know you’re not flarking over there,

I can tell your awake.
Flarking by MattyBrady May 9, 2025

flarking 

flarking, jorking your peanits but in a farkle from girl meets world way.
oh my god im flarking it
flarking by tyfawn July 17, 2025
Flaking is what a Nikos does when he make plans with his friends, yet fails to show up last minute. This usually includes the Nikos leaving his friends on read and not telling them about changed plans beforehand.
"Yo, this Nikos is flaking on us today again! That's the sixth time this week, bruh. What an asshole."
Flaking by ewrhfoi October 16, 2020
1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole
flaking by TIm January 7, 2007
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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