muffin

A girls vagina - Many different kinds like blueberry (shaved), buttered (with cum), and many more.

Hey baby, can I butter your muffin?

by o.O April 20, 2005

muffin

a delicious and fluffy treat that comes in many flavours

dutch chocolate muffin

by muffinist November 10, 2003

muffin

One of the greatest words on the planet. This word can be used for anythin (see example)

Insult: "You Stupid muffin"
Compliment: "Hey, Nice muffins"
Self Respect: "I am the muffin king"
Insult Yourself: "I am the worlds biggest muffin"

by nobody important March 03, 2004

muffin

a delicious but awkwardly naked cupcake. muffins usually try to make up for their embarrassing lack of frosting by being filled with yummy treats like chocolate chips or blueberries. when eating a muffin, do not comment on the lack of frosting, for muffins tend to be self-conscious about this.

"I wish this muffin had frosting!"
"Shhh! You're hurting it's feelings!"

by justtakethenamealready! January 09, 2010

muffin

A really good bakery item-thing. This is probally the only definition for a edible muffin. (Don't you dare say pussy!) I like to paint muffins.

I was a muffin for Halloween, and some crazy old guy tried to eat me.

by Kirug January 06, 2005

muffin

A game consisting of a group of guys circle jerking onto a muffin which is located in the center of said circle jerk. Players compete by jerking their member until they ejaculate their "frosting" on the muffin. The last jerker to frost the muffin receives the pleasure of eating said muffin, along with all its frosty goodness.

Tom: I'm bored
Kyle: I have an idea! lets play muffin!!!
Grant: Absolutely!

by Corey Ellison March 04, 2008

muffin

UK: The act of oral sex upon a woman's genitalia (aka her muff).

In the 1950's & 60's there was a long standing joke about the unfortunately named children's television programme "Muffin the mule" being a sexual offence.

by Clansman April 22, 2009