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Flagerate by Flageratrix May 29, 2025
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Countess Boochie Flagrante
The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."
Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."
Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"
Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."
Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"
Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
Countess Boochie Flagrante by Mai Ainsel November 6, 2019
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Corporate Flagellate
When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
Corporate Flagellate by The Pole22 August 6, 2020
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Flabergate
1) The act of sweating from man boobs.
2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.
2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.
Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.
I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.
I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.
Flabergate by OldmanMoobs March 17, 2009
flagellate
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Flagergheist
A slutty freshman who decides to become your best friend and talk about every guy see sees and talks about boning them. A flagergheist is such a whore there is no other word to explain it.
person 1: yo that new freshman is wearing the most revealing outfit and is all over matt!
person 2: What a flagergheist!
person 2: What a flagergheist!
Flagergheist by kitteyandkat September 19, 2009