flabercated

To be angry and confused

Jen was flabercated when her head blew up.

flabercated by Jenise, Kaneene, Whit July 21, 2008

Flabergate 

1) The act of sweating from man boobs.

2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.

Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.

I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.

Flabergate by OldmanMoobs March 17, 2009

flabergasted 

"blown away" or "shocked"

I was flabergasted at the way she used her DSL in the middle of class

flabergasted by Frogger October 28, 2003

Flabbernated 

A way to describe ones flabby body or more specifically the arms after they have not worked out. Also refers to storing flab for the winter for hibernation.

You shouldn't wear that tank-top, not with your arms all flabbernated like that!

Girl, not only is your ass fat, but your arms are flabbernated!

Does this outfit make me look fat? No, but your flabbernated body does!

After giving up her exercise regimen, her body quickly became flabbernated.

Flabbernated by some blangity-stank poster September 13, 2009

flabergasted 

This is one of many ways for dumb fucks to misspell "flabbergasted". lmao.

I went ta comunity colege cuz I can spel flabergasted, don't tell meh its flabbergasted hahaha.

flabergasted by sarcasticFucker March 27, 2008

flabergasted 

To be dazed and confused

Mike Stanton, of the New York Mets, was flabergasted when he found out that Rey Sanchez was getting a hair cut in the middle of a game.

flabergasted by Mike MacD May 29, 2003

flabergasted 

so absolutely boggled to the point were you start to speak mush

when the beast was hurt I was flabergasted!!!

flabergasted by ummamelaniestan October 5, 2018