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Corporate Flagellate
When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
Corporate Flagellate by The Pole22 August 6, 2020
feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016
flabulate
flabulate by LiLiBoBoGeiGeiP March 6, 2005
Flatulate
Flatulate by the emo clan. October 20, 2008
Flapulate
(v.) Oral flatulence - people who talk confidently about things they have little to no idea about. Usually comes with a strong odor of bullsh*t, and a follow-up helping of "STFU"
Flapulate by cliftonium May 10, 2004
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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