flagelate

Vaginal flatulance accompanied by a significant clunge discharge

"if you think you can flagelate there you can sleep on that fucking side!"

by Ugg May 3, 2003

FLATULATER

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.

See you later FLATULATER!

by FABARM November 20, 2018

Corporate Flagellate

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit

Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

by The Pole22 August 6, 2020

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

flabulate

The act of a woman shaking her ass.

"Did you see that bitch on Jerry Spring? She was dancing and making her ass falbulate!"

by LiLiBoBoGeiGeiP March 6, 2005

Flatulate

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."

Guys, I have to flatulate.

by the emo clan. October 20, 2008

Flapulate

(v.) Oral flatulence - people who talk confidently about things they have little to no idea about. Usually comes with a strong odor of bullsh*t, and a follow-up helping of "STFU"

Our CTO flapulated to the investors about our newest product, they'll believe anything!

by cliftonium May 10, 2004