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A guy who keeps blowing smoke up his own arse on Urban Dictionary.
I wish that matt would fuck the hell off and go to bed.
by Matoman February 20, 2017
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the β€œnose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
β€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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To miss an opportunity that’s right in front of your face
I could have talked to that cute girl at the bar, but I matted up pretty badly
by Cristopherc January 26, 2018
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A Matt (or just Mat) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Even though they've had a bad past, you'll never know it. They are really strong people, and they change for the better. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matt's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matt, don't let him go. None other compares.
by Emilyyyy (: September 29, 2011
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The one guy from Wii Sports nobody can beat.
Friend: I was playing Wii Sports and I decided to try boxing with Matt.
Me: How did that go?
Friend: I lost.
by orion_is_pronounced_oh_ryan February 13, 2019
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an amazing boy with gorgeous brown eyes. he's always ridiculously nice and gives fantastic hugs.
matt always makes me feel all fluttery when i look into his eyes.
by *sigh* yo mama January 15, 2011
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matt (lacklustre) in a positive meaning in respect of the "used look".
opposite of shiny/glossy.
substitutes e.g. words like "awesome", "great", "sweet".
"Look at that brandnew shiny car over there. Definitely not matt!"
"Your leather jacket is getting pretty matt slowly."
"Are you going to the show? - Of course, it's gonna be matt!"
by deux sept dictking April 10, 2015
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