flaberated
flaberated by That Man Marco November 30, 2019
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Flabergate
1) The act of sweating from man boobs.
2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.
2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.
Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.
I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.
I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.
Flabergate by OldmanMoobs March 17, 2009
Related Words
flaberated • flabercated • flabergasted • Flabbernated • flaberassted • Flabergate • Flabertwated • Flaboated • flaccerated • Flagerate
flabergasted
flabergasted by Frogger October 28, 2003
Flabbernated
A way to describe ones flabby body or more specifically the arms after they have not worked out. Also refers to storing flab for the winter for hibernation.
You shouldn't wear that tank-top, not with your arms all flabbernated like that!
Girl, not only is your ass fat, but your arms are flabbernated!
Does this outfit make me look fat? No, but your flabbernated body does!
After giving up her exercise regimen, her body quickly became flabbernated.
Girl, not only is your ass fat, but your arms are flabbernated!
Does this outfit make me look fat? No, but your flabbernated body does!
After giving up her exercise regimen, her body quickly became flabbernated.
Flabbernated by some blangity-stank poster September 13, 2009
flabergasted
flabergasted by sarcasticFucker March 27, 2008
flabergasted
Mike Stanton, of the New York Mets, was flabergasted when he found out that Rey Sanchez was getting a hair cut in the middle of a game.
flabergasted by Mike MacD May 29, 2003
flaccerated
flac-cer-ra-ted
fla-sir-rated,flak-sir-rated
when in the act of hard-core sex, your partner gets so dry that it rips the skin of the penis, instantly causing flaccidity.
fla-sir-rated,flak-sir-rated
when in the act of hard-core sex, your partner gets so dry that it rips the skin of the penis, instantly causing flaccidity.
I was bangin' that bitch so hard when she got dry, bitch flaccerated my penis and my boner bled out.
flaccerated by scarythemothafuckinkid May 20, 2011
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