flaberated

A dream when you have unholy thoughts

I had a flaberated dream about my crush

by That Man Marco November 30, 2019

Flabergate

1) The act of sweating from man boobs.

2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.

Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.

I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.

by OldmanMoobs March 17, 2009

flabergasted

"blown away" or "shocked"

I was flabergasted at the way she used her DSL in the middle of class

by Frogger October 28, 2003

Flabbernated

A way to describe ones flabby body or more specifically the arms after they have not worked out. Also refers to storing flab for the winter for hibernation.

You shouldn't wear that tank-top, not with your arms all flabbernated like that!

Girl, not only is your ass fat, but your arms are flabbernated!

Does this outfit make me look fat? No, but your flabbernated body does!

After giving up her exercise regimen, her body quickly became flabbernated.

by some blangity-stank poster September 13, 2009

flabergasted

This is one of many ways for dumb fucks to misspell "flabbergasted". lmao.

I went ta comunity colege cuz I can spel flabergasted, don't tell meh its flabbergasted hahaha.

by sarcasticFucker March 27, 2008

flabergasted

To be dazed and confused

Mike Stanton, of the New York Mets, was flabergasted when he found out that Rey Sanchez was getting a hair cut in the middle of a game.

by Mike MacD May 29, 2003

flaccerated

flac-cer-ra-ted
fla-sir-rated,flak-sir-rated
when in the act of hard-core sex, your partner gets so dry that it rips the skin of the penis, instantly causing flaccidity.

I was bangin' that bitch so hard when she got dry, bitch flaccerated my penis and my boner bled out.

by scarythemothafuckinkid May 20, 2011