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fistful of nut

Semen, in the palm of your hand.

Could be used to impregnate yourself to try and keep your boyfriend from dumping you. Only to have him dump you anyways and then not believe the child is his own because, well, he never had sex with you.
"Instead of him cumming in my mouth I allowed him to cum in my hand. I immediately ran to the bathroom( I assumed he thought i was gonna spit and rinse my mouth) I laid on my back with my legs against the wall and dug the fistful of nut in my vagina and started squeezing my vagina muscles."
fistful of nut by JennimayR October 10, 2012
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