Fistfuck
1) Damn, you fistfucked that bitch.
2) You've gotta be fistfuckin' me!
3) I got fistfucked in court today.
2) You've gotta be fistfuckin' me!
3) I got fistfucked in court today.
Fistfuck by Anthony H, April 1, 2003
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Oral Fistfuck
(awr-uhl-fist-fuhk) noun
1. The act of forcing one's enclosed fist into another person's gaping mouth for sexual arousal and pleasure.
2. A brutal death metal band from Switzerland.
3. A track by Slovakian brutal death metal band 'Sanatorium', featured in their album, "Celebration of Exhumation."
1. The act of forcing one's enclosed fist into another person's gaping mouth for sexual arousal and pleasure.
2. A brutal death metal band from Switzerland.
3. A track by Slovakian brutal death metal band 'Sanatorium', featured in their album, "Celebration of Exhumation."
"These guys are from Switzerland and they're called 'Oral Fistfuck'... Now there's an activity I would not suggest to come up with at a first date." - Ed Veter, under the Youtube username 'InfidelAmsterdam'.
Oral Fistfuck by Anonymous666777 February 16, 2013
couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory
Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.
Traditionally used in military/business culture.
Traditionally used in military/business culture.
"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."
couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory by CodeSmith May 28, 2009
FishFucker69
FishFucker69 by Wakattackius the devourer November 9, 2021
are you fistfucking me?
Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.
Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
are you fistfucking me? by newsvava February 12, 2009
fistfucked in the dickhole
"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."
fistfucked in the dickhole by Jan Warren January 23, 2008
fist fuck
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