Fitfap

To intentionally or unintentionally wear one's Fitbit device while masturbating aka Fap resulting in the measurement of one's masturbation session(s) in terms of distance.

Rhonda returned home from her morning run after which she spent the next two hours laying in bed watching porn and fapping herself to glorious orgasm after orgasm. She forget she had left her Fitbit on and realized she had just Fitfaped the equivalent of almost 4.5 miles.

by Eaton Holgoode June 21, 2015

FitFag

Players who joined the popular Minecraft server, 2b2t, because of FitMC, a Minecraft YouTuber who often makes videos on this server.

Shut the fuck up fitfag, go back to your group orgy with SalC1, Fit, and Rusher, you oversized potato sack nigger.

by That one 2b2t player May 6, 2020

fitfat

when someone works out regularly and is healthy but retains a fat looking appearance.

My husband is fitfat, works out everyday but still has a beer belly.

by amanda_dog January 12, 2008

Fitface

Someone with an attractive face, a hot person

"Alright fitface, can i buy you a drink?"

by xrca350 January 28, 2010

#fithappekedoen

Extremely high cravings for tasty and healthy food low in sugar and saturated fats.

"What are your plans today?" "I go #fithappekedoen"
I #fithappekedoen, you #fithappekedoen, we all #fithappekedoen

by u ma January 26, 2017

fitfag

Bodybuilding jerk who is obsessed with fitness.

Usually found on 4chan /fit/ channel.

Dude, those fitfags are talking about roids again.

by Copypastaa February 4, 2009

Fifapacker over 9000

Someone who spends money on FIFA points so they can create youtube videos and they always use capital letters in their youtube video names.

why you spend so much money on FIFA you Fifapacker over 9000. the new games going to come out in a couple of days anyway.

by Ucringeme March 1, 2017