Skip to main content
To intentionally or unintentionally wear one's Fitbit device while masturbating aka Fap resulting in the measurement of one's masturbation session(s) in terms of distance.
Rhonda returned home from her morning run after which she spent the next two hours laying in bed watching porn and fapping herself to glorious orgasm after orgasm. She forget she had left her Fitbit on and realized she had just Fitfaped the equivalent of almost 4.5 miles.
Fitfap by Eaton Holgoode June 21, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch
Players who joined the popular Minecraft server, 2b2t, because of FitMC, a Minecraft YouTuber who often makes videos on this server.
Shut the fuck up fitfag, go back to your group orgy with SalC1, Fit, and Rusher, you oversized potato sack nigger.
when someone works out regularly and is healthy but retains a fat looking appearance.
My husband is fitfat, works out everyday but still has a beer belly.
fitfat by amanda_dog January 12, 2008
Someone with an attractive face, a hot person
"Alright fitface, can i buy you a drink?"
Fitface by xrca350 January 28, 2010
Bodybuilding jerk who is obsessed with fitness.

Usually found on 4chan /fit/ channel.
Dude, those fitfags are talking about roids again.
fitfag by Copypastaa February 4, 2009

Fifapacker over 9000 

Someone who spends money on FIFA points so they can create youtube videos and they always use capital letters in their youtube video names.
why you spend so much money on FIFA you Fifapacker over 9000. the new games going to come out in a couple of days anyway.
Where your fit and fat at the same time
Eg middle aged people are in the fitfat stage
Fitfat by Vikkitukeyi October 9, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
Next