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are you fistfucking me? 

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
are you fistfucking me? by newsvava February 12, 2009

Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ 

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!

Flirtfucking 

When someone flirts with you soo much that it isnt flirting anymore. Its something more than that.
Bro 1: "DAYUM BRO, she flirts a lot!"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, shes best at flirtfucking!"

"She flirtfucks with you so much, it's like you guys made an air baby."
Flirtfucking by ContagiousFatAzz November 6, 2011

rectal fist fucking 

Am J Forensic Med Pathol. 1985 Dec;6(4):319-24. Related Articles, Links


Rectal fist insertion. An unusual form of sexual behavior.

Shook LL, Whittle R, Rose EF.

Rectal fist insertion (fist fucking) is an uncommon and potentially dangerous sexual practice. This is usually a homosexual activity, but can also be a heterosexual or an autoerotic practice. One known death has been reported associated with rectal fist insertion, in which the complications of anal and colonic tears and bleeding had occurred (see Editor's note). The possibility of drug overdose is also probable, as drugs and alcohol are commonly introduced into the rectum to promote sphincter relaxation and to ease the discomfort of anal dilatation.

PMID: 4072987 PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE
Believe it or not, this is a genuine paper, which you can view at medline!!!! (online journal)
rectal fist fucking by Finesilver January 19, 2005

fist fucking 

1. to enter a body cavity (ie vagina or ass) with one's hand. upon entry the hand is often curled into a fist and repeatedly twisted and thrust in and out of the cavity at different paces and forces. while pleasurable to some, this activity usually results in great pain and is greatly avoided my most.

2. disbelief. due to the uncomfortable connotations of the activity listed in 1, can be used to describe one's outrage or disbelief of a situation.
1. Markus cried out in pain as Tyrell, the prison gang leader, rammed his hand nearly elbow deep as he fist fucked his very tight ass.

2. Upon hearing the news that Ann Coulter was actually a man, Michael Moore explained, "you've gotta be fist fucking me! She told me she was using a strapon."
fist fucking by polymerase January 11, 2006

Feetfucking 

Feetfucking is the female grasping the male partner's penis tightly with her feet. The male then thrusts his penis back and forth. Both participants can get pleasure when feetfucking. When that activity is complete she can then indulge in some light trampling on his face with her semen sodden soles.
Hi man ... look at the size of her feet. I'd love to do some feetfucking with her.
Feetfucking by It's yer man again December 10, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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