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FOTFD

Someone who fucks on the first date, home base, scores.
dude - Yo, gurl do you FOTFD?
gurl - oh hell no, i'm V4L
by eglove March 20, 2007
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FOTF

Focus On The Fuck

The best thing in life is fucking. All you should want to do is fuck. All you want is someone you truely love to have the best fuck you could ever have with no limits no condoms no worries. This is all you want. Everything thing you do in your life should be focused on having the best fuck ever.

You say to your lover FOTF if you are apart and talking about anything in life.
A&B are in love and have the best fuck.

Example 1:
- A "I am so stressed right now at work - I feel like screaming"
- B " Just FOTF for a couple more hours and we will FOTFing together"

Meaning just think about how awesome our fucking is and we will be doing it shortly. Do your best to get as much done as possible so we can have the best fuck ever tonight.

Example 2:
- A "I am so FOTFing at work today - just made a great deal"
- B "Me too, I've been on a roll since lunch and just made a lot of money so far"

Meaning we are both doing well at work - being sucsessful and now we can take that awesome vacation, buy some good drugs, booze and just fuck for 3 straight days.

FOTF
by Deepbottom May 2, 2008
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FOTD

Friend Of The Day.

I.e. someone who is just altogether awesome and you want to associate yourself with for that particular day.
Kind of like Mother's Day or Father's Day,
except 293487234678913465 times better and funner.

Also a Facebook application that chooses one of your friends at random (and tends to be rather accurate).
robot #1: HEY can i be your FOTD on facebook?
robot #2: i'll only post you as my FOTD if you actually are :)
by geekygirl September 28, 2009
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Face of the day. The look a person (typically female) has achieved for that day using cosmetics. A FOTD photo is often posted online with a list of makeup items used.
Click this link to see my FOTD! I used Smut in the crease, Fairylite pigment on my browbone, Orgasm blush, Viva Glam V lipglass...
by Heather C. June 12, 2005
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ftfdrsrtv

when you try to get out of another definition quickly so you smash your face on the keyboard
oh shit.... ftfdrsrtv
by ftfrsrdvfbhgb December 11, 2019
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FOTFLMAO

Fell on the floor laughing my ass off.

See also: Falling on the floor laughing my ass off.
When my buddy said Hillary Clinton was going to win the elecetion I #FOTFLMAO.
by Pink Panthered July 11, 2018
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FOTD

FOTD (meaning food of the day) is an abbreviation often used by people recovering from eating disorders on social media
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