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Someone who fucks on the first date, home base, scores.
dude - Yo, gurl do you FOTFD?
gurl - oh hell no, i'm V4L
FOTFD by eglove March 20, 2007
Words you can keep
Focus On The Fuck

The best thing in life is fucking. All you should want to do is fuck. All you want is someone you truely love to have the best fuck you could ever have with no limits no condoms no worries. This is all you want. Everything thing you do in your life should be focused on having the best fuck ever.

You say to your lover FOTF if you are apart and talking about anything in life.
A&B are in love and have the best fuck.

Example 1:
- A "I am so stressed right now at work - I feel like screaming"
- B " Just FOTF for a couple more hours and we will FOTFing together"

Meaning just think about how awesome our fucking is and we will be doing it shortly. Do your best to get as much done as possible so we can have the best fuck ever tonight.

Example 2:
- A "I am so FOTFing at work today - just made a great deal"
- B "Me too, I've been on a roll since lunch and just made a lot of money so far"

Meaning we are both doing well at work - being sucsessful and now we can take that awesome vacation, buy some good drugs, booze and just fuck for 3 straight days.

FOTF
FOTF by Deepbottom May 2, 2008
Related Words
FOTFD fotd fotf fotdf fomfd fotdl FOTFL fotfllam FOTFLMAO FOTFLOL
Friend Of The Day.

I.e. someone who is just altogether awesome and you want to associate yourself with for that particular day.
Kind of like Mother's Day or Father's Day,
except 293487234678913465 times better and funner.

Also a Facebook application that chooses one of your friends at random (and tends to be rather accurate).
robot #1: HEY can i be your FOTD on facebook?
robot #2: i'll only post you as my FOTD if you actually are :)
FOTD by geekygirl September 28, 2009
Face of the day. The look a person (typically female) has achieved for that day using cosmetics. A FOTD photo is often posted online with a list of makeup items used.
Click this link to see my FOTD! I used Smut in the crease, Fairylite pigment on my browbone, Orgasm blush, Viva Glam V lipglass...
fotd by Heather C. June 12, 2005

ftfdrsrtv 

when you try to get out of another definition quickly so you smash your face on the keyboard
oh shit.... ftfdrsrtv
ftfdrsrtv by ftfrsrdvfbhgb December 11, 2019

FOTFLMAO 

Fell on the floor laughing my ass off.

See also: Falling on the floor laughing my ass off.
When my buddy said Hillary Clinton was going to win the elecetion I #FOTFLMAO.
FOTFLMAO by Pink Panthered July 11, 2018
FOTD (meaning food of the day) is an abbreviation often used by people recovering from eating disorders on social media
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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