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Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.
Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...
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The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*
by Anonymous L-Value October 11, 2002
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*justin bieber trying to fap*
Justin Bieber: Why isn't it working?!?!?
Amazing Person: Because you're gay and you don't have a dick
Belieber: Fuck you
Amazing Person: Die bitch die (shoots belieber)
by IkilledBieber September 25, 2010
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The noise that it makes when you masturbate
Ross says: yo what you do tonight
Smith says: meh i chilled with john and will, you?
Ross says: I think I broke my number of faps in one night
Smith says: wooooow, you have no life
by GymClassCreaper May 08, 2009
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To masturbate (verb)
"Fap"(onomatopoeia)
When SK is bored he likes to Fap (verb) over Taurens (noun)
by Danderson92 November 24, 2007
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