Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.
Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...
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The sound that it makes when your balls hit your hand when masturbating. Or another name for the action of rough masturbating.
I was fapping in the other room when my mom walked in because she heard loud faps.
by Jerry Hsu number 2 October 09, 2007
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F-Frontal A-Assualt P-Platoon BS acronym to use when people ask what it means.
Tom: I was going to fap yesterday but then my mom came in.

Jimmy: What does fap mean
Tom: Frontal Assualt Platoon idiot it's a strategy
by Fapkid March 25, 2014
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Masturbating, self pleasure, rubbin' one out, jerk n' squirt.
Hey Vic, how did you fall asleep while fapping?

Hey Vic, how many times a day do you fap?

Vic, you are the queen fapper.
by Scrottie Rot August 31, 2009
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