Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.

The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.

The sound made when you jack off.

The sound that it makes when your balls hit your hand when masturbating. Or another name for the action of rough masturbating.

F-Frontal A-Assualt P-Platoon BS acronym to use when people ask what it means.

Short for “Fucking Artificial Pussy”

The slang/nicer way of saying masturbate