Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.
Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...
The expression "fap" is an onomatopoeic Internet slang term for male masturbation that first appeared in the 1999 web comic Sexy Losers to indicate the sound of a male character masturbating.
Fap me
by Α January 13, 2022
Cunt: *faps while watching porn*
Mom:*walks in like a dumb fuck*
Cunt:MoM wHaT tHe FuCk iM tRyInG tO fAp!!!!
by Ju5t.an0ther.w33b August 9, 2019
The sound that it makes when your balls hit your hand when masturbating. Or another name for the action of rough masturbating.
I was fapping in the other room when my mom walked in because she heard loud faps.
by Jerry Hsu number 2 October 9, 2007
F-Frontal A-Assualt P-Platoon BS acronym to use when people ask what it means.
Tom: I was going to fap yesterday but then my mom came in.

Jimmy: What does fap mean
Tom: Frontal Assualt Platoon idiot it's a strategy
by Fapkid March 26, 2014