Fatpocalypse 

When a fat hoe sit on yo dick.

Big Momma had a Fatpocalypse wit me last night.

Fatpocalypse by Barnick Stinson December 18, 2016

fauxpocalypse 

A predicted apocalypse that doesn't happen

I always knew May 21st, 2011 was a fauxpocalypse, and I'm pretty sure 2012 will be too.

fauxpocalypse by Music chick October 14, 2011

fapocalypse 

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.

Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.

fapocalypse by Decavolt March 19, 2010

fatocalypse 

Process of quickly becoming massively fat; acute cases are often seen in post-marriage or post-birth women.

Related to fattamagedon, final battle of the bulge where fat conquers all.

Stacey was hot, but she went through a fatocalypse once she got that desk job.

fatocalypse by trilobite_maven_of_prague March 11, 2011

catpocalypse

Cat+ apocalypse

A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.

dude 1 :wow that cat is eating that human it must be hungry
Dude 2: oh no a catpocalypse :(

catpocalypse by bosworthja1 July 21, 2011

Faceocalypse 

Likened to the end of days, only with face's getting fucked FYF.

Dude1=It was horrible man! It was like a Faceocalypse.

Dude2=Damn, so the Faceocaust has begun...

Dude1=May God have mercy on our faces.

Faceocalypse by osiris123d July 3, 2009

fappocalypse 

Complete extintion of mankind , caused by intense unstoppable fapping

Guy 1 : Yo dood , stop fapping , or yo gon provoke a reel fappocalypse!

Guy 2: Oh STFU

Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind

Guy 1: Told yo

fappocalypse by Shyrleey December 13, 2010