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Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".
When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.
God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".
When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.
God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
by Decavolt March 19, 2010
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Related to fattamagedon, final battle of the bulge where fat conquers all.
Related to fattamagedon, final battle of the bulge where fat conquers all.
by trilobite_maven_of_prague March 11, 2011
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A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.
A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.
by bosworthja1 July 21, 2011
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Dude2=Damn, so the Faceocaust has begun...
Dude1=May God have mercy on our faces.
Dude2=Damn, so the Faceocaust has begun...
Dude1=May God have mercy on our faces.
by osiris123d July 3, 2009
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Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind
Guy 1: Told yo
Guy 2: Oh STFU
Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind
Guy 1: Told yo
by Shyrleey December 13, 2010
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