fatocalypse

Process of quickly becoming massively fat; acute cases are often seen in post-marriage or post-birth women.

Related to fattamagedon, final battle of the bulge where fat conquers all.

Stacey was hot, but she went through a fatocalypse once she got that desk job.

by trilobite_maven_of_prague March 11, 2011

fapocalypse

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.

Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.

by Decavolt March 19, 2010

Faceocalypse

Likened to the end of days, only with face's getting fucked FYF.

Dude1=It was horrible man! It was like a Faceocalypse.

Dude2=Damn, so the Faceocaust has begun...

Dude1=May God have mercy on our faces.

by osiris123d July 3, 2009

fappocalypse

Complete extintion of mankind , caused by intense unstoppable fapping

Guy 1 : Yo dood , stop fapping , or yo gon provoke a reel fappocalypse!

Guy 2: Oh STFU

Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind

Guy 1: Told yo

by Shyrleey December 13, 2010

Fartpocalypse

An apocalypse caused by farts. the farts that tear all the stitching out of your clothes. the kind of farts they used to wipe out the dinosaurs. the kind of farts they use to kill guys who have views like richard pryor, george carlin, and bill hicks. Can I get away with one more fart joke here? The kind of fart that makes someone kill themselves!

*loud, 2 minute fart* Stupid bitchy overly religous kids: IT'S THE RAPTURE! REPENT! REPENT!
Other kid: Fuck! Who ordered the fucking fartpocalypse?!?

by High Ruler of Gallifrey September 18, 2011

failocalypse

A Fail-Fest. When you screw up so badly that it affects everyone around you. Like a chain reaction. failure

Dude, when I chopped down that tree, it landed on mikes house then he crashed his bike.
Friend: wow, I saw it. It also knocked out the power, and Tina thought I hung up on her, then she broke up with me.
Me: sorry man. I'm a failocalypse

by DuckyMoMo04 April 23, 2016

Fatpocalypse

When a fat hoe sit on yo dick.

Big Momma had a Fatpocalypse wit me last night.

by Barnick Stinson December 18, 2016