FYF

When someone assumes something they are asking to get their face fucked. Assumptions are bad and when one assumes their face must get fucked.
Dude1="That job didn't go so well."

Dude2="Yeah they shouldn't have assumed all the stuff would get done for them"

Dude1="Well you know what happens when you assume."

Dude2="Yeah, you get your face fucked."

Dude1="FYF mother fucker".
by osiris123d July 03, 2009
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Faceocaust

The act of a person who fucks a lot of faces. A lot of people make assumptions in the world and because of this a lot of people get fucked in the face.

In the wake of a Faceocaust there have been a lot of mass graves of broken jawbones.
Dude1=A lot of people were making assumptions today. It was a fucking Faceocaust.

Dude2=I didn't know they gave out rings at the Faceocaust

Dude1=Its like the beginning of the Faceocalypse.
by osiris123d July 03, 2009
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Faceocalypse

Likened to the end of days, only with face's getting fucked FYF.
Dude1=It was horrible man! It was like a Faceocalypse.

Dude2=Damn, so the Faceocaust has begun...

Dude1=May God have mercy on our faces.
by osiris123d July 03, 2009
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