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fauxpocalypse 

A predicted apocalypse that doesn't happen
I always knew May 21st, 2011 was a fauxpocalypse, and I'm pretty sure 2012 will be too.
fauxpocalypse by Music chick October 14, 2011

fapocalypse 

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.
fapocalypse by Decavolt March 19, 2010

fatocalypse 

Process of quickly becoming massively fat; acute cases are often seen in post-marriage or post-birth women.

Related to fattamagedon, final battle of the bulge where fat conquers all.
Stacey was hot, but she went through a fatocalypse once she got that desk job.

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse 

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.
"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"

Faceocalypse 

Likened to the end of days, only with face's getting fucked FYF.
Dude1=It was horrible man! It was like a Faceocalypse.

Dude2=Damn, so the Faceocaust has begun...

Dude1=May God have mercy on our faces.
Faceocalypse by osiris123d July 3, 2009

Appocalypse 

1. The sheer overload of readily available "apps" that are now flooding the iPhone and iPod Touch markets.

2. The cleverly titled Penny Arcade comic strip for February 5th, 2010.
Guy: Dude, how many apps do you have on your iPhone? Do you even need that many?

Guy 2: I don't know. I don't even remember downloading most of these.

Guy: Everybody's going nuts. It's the freaking appocalypse.
Appocalypse by Ginsbot February 7, 2010