Fartpocalypse

An apocalypse caused by farts. the farts that tear all the stitching out of your clothes. the kind of farts they used to wipe out the dinosaurs. the kind of farts they use to kill guys who have views like richard pryor, george carlin, and bill hicks. Can I get away with one more fart joke here? The kind of fart that makes someone kill themselves!

*loud, 2 minute fart* Stupid bitchy overly religous kids: IT'S THE RAPTURE! REPENT! REPENT!
Other kid: Fuck! Who ordered the fucking fartpocalypse?!?

by High Ruler of Gallifrey September 18, 2011

Fartpocalypse

A string of compulsive parts one after another.

I had a vindaloo last night, the fartpocalypse is coming.

by hazatrand February 19, 2024

fauxpocalypse

A predicted apocalypse that doesn't happen

I always knew May 21st, 2011 was a fauxpocalypse, and I'm pretty sure 2012 will be too.

by Music chick October 14, 2011

fapocalypse

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.

Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.

by Decavolt March 19, 2010

fatocalypse

Process of quickly becoming massively fat; acute cases are often seen in post-marriage or post-birth women.

Related to fattamagedon, final battle of the bulge where fat conquers all.

Stacey was hot, but she went through a fatocalypse once she got that desk job.

by trilobite_maven_of_prague March 11, 2011

fappocalypse

Complete extintion of mankind , caused by intense unstoppable fapping

Guy 1 : Yo dood , stop fapping , or yo gon provoke a reel fappocalypse!

Guy 2: Oh STFU

Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind

Guy 1: Told yo

by Shyrleey December 13, 2010

facepocalypse

The impending (as of 2011) doom of Facebook, as it falls to Google+

Me: Sorry about the photo flood, but I was putting all my facebook photos on google plus to preprare for the facepocalypse

THE FACEPOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!!

by TheWebProphet August 2, 2011