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fapocalypse 

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.
fapocalypse by Decavolt March 19, 2010

fatocalypse 

Process of quickly becoming massively fat; acute cases are often seen in post-marriage or post-birth women.

Related to fattamagedon, final battle of the bulge where fat conquers all.
Stacey was hot, but she went through a fatocalypse once she got that desk job.

fappocalypse 

Complete extintion of mankind , caused by intense unstoppable fapping
Guy 1 : Yo dood , stop fapping , or yo gon provoke a reel fappocalypse!

Guy 2: Oh STFU

Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind

Guy 1: Told yo
fappocalypse by Shyrleey December 13, 2010

failocalypse 

A Fail-Fest. When you screw up so badly that it affects everyone around you. Like a chain reaction. failure
Dude, when I chopped down that tree, it landed on mikes house then he crashed his bike.
Friend: wow, I saw it. It also knocked out the power, and Tina thought I hung up on her, then she broke up with me.
Me: sorry man. I'm a failocalypse
failocalypse by DuckyMoMo04 April 23, 2016

facepocalypse 

The impending (as of 2011) doom of Facebook, as it falls to Google+
Me: Sorry about the photo flood, but I was putting all my facebook photos on google plus to preprare for the facepocalypse

THE FACEPOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!!
facepocalypse by TheWebProphet August 2, 2011

Fatpocalypse 

When a fat hoe sit on yo dick.
Big Momma had a Fatpocalypse wit me last night.
Fatpocalypse by Barnick Stinson December 18, 2016