facepocalypse 

The impending (as of 2011) doom of Facebook, as it falls to Google+

Me: Sorry about the photo flood, but I was putting all my facebook photos on google plus to preprare for the facepocalypse

THE FACEPOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!!

facepocalypse by TheWebProphet August 2, 2011

fauxpocalypse 

A predicted apocalypse that doesn't happen

I always knew May 21st, 2011 was a fauxpocalypse, and I'm pretty sure 2012 will be too.

fauxpocalypse by Music chick October 14, 2011

fapocalypse 

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.

Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.

fapocalypse by Decavolt March 19, 2010

fuckpocalypse 

Sex that ends the world.

"I'd do Beyonce, but that'd be a fuckpocalypse."

...and in their blissful coital revelry, Wanda and Todd inadvertently initiated the fuckpocalypse.

fuckpocalypse by Woco Mofo July 1, 2011

Faceocalypse 

Likened to the end of days, only with face's getting fucked FYF.

Dude1=It was horrible man! It was like a Faceocalypse.

Dude2=Damn, so the Faceocaust has begun...

Dude1=May God have mercy on our faces.

Faceocalypse by osiris123d July 3, 2009

fappocalypse 

Complete extintion of mankind , caused by intense unstoppable fapping

Guy 1 : Yo dood , stop fapping , or yo gon provoke a reel fappocalypse!

Guy 2: Oh STFU

Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind

Guy 1: Told yo

fappocalypse by Shyrleey December 13, 2010

Fartpocalypse 

An apocalypse caused by farts. the farts that tear all the stitching out of your clothes. the kind of farts they used to wipe out the dinosaurs. the kind of farts they use to kill guys who have views like richard pryor, george carlin, and bill hicks. Can I get away with one more fart joke here? The kind of fart that makes someone kill themselves!

*loud, 2 minute fart* Stupid bitchy overly religous kids: IT'S THE RAPTURE! REPENT! REPENT!
Other kid: Fuck! Who ordered the fucking fartpocalypse?!?

Fartpocalypse by High Ruler of Gallifrey September 18, 2011