fauxpocalypse
fauxpocalypse by Music chick October 14, 2011
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fapocalypse
see: "fapture"
Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".
When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.
God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".
When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.
God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
fapocalypse by Decavolt March 19, 2010
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fappocalypse
Guy 1 : Yo dood , stop fapping , or yo gon provoke a reel fappocalypse!
Guy 2: Oh STFU
Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind
Guy 1: Told yo
Guy 2: Oh STFU
Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind
Guy 1: Told yo
fappocalypse by Shyrleey December 13, 2010
Fartpocalypse
An apocalypse caused by farts. the farts that tear all the stitching out of your clothes. the kind of farts they used to wipe out the dinosaurs. the kind of farts they use to kill guys who have views like richard pryor, george carlin, and bill hicks. Can I get away with one more fart joke here? The kind of fart that makes someone kill themselves!
*loud, 2 minute fart* Stupid bitchy overly religous kids: IT'S THE RAPTURE! REPENT! REPENT!
Other kid: Fuck! Who ordered the fucking fartpocalypse?!?
Other kid: Fuck! Who ordered the fucking fartpocalypse?!?
Fartpocalypse by High Ruler of Gallifrey September 18, 2011
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THE FACEPOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!!
THE FACEPOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!!
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