A person who desperately defends bad people to the point of self-embarrassment. Who responds to valid criticism and evidence by farting nonsense from the mouth. The contents of the expelled wind often stink and the bar is very low. Correct emoji is 💨
by RightRapid January 4, 2022
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Tom: Hey, man, did you know that if you hold up a match by your ass and fart, it'll make a huge fireball, with green smoke!
Dick: Nah, dude. That's fartlore. Besides, only 20% of people even have methane in their farts, which is the gas that makes it possible for farts to be flammable in the first place, silly! Now go make me a sandwich.
Dick: Nah, dude. That's fartlore. Besides, only 20% of people even have methane in their farts, which is the gas that makes it possible for farts to be flammable in the first place, silly! Now go make me a sandwich.
by The Milkman of Human Kindness December 6, 2011
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Noun: a unit of measure exactly one tenth the weight of a shit ton (not to be confused with ass ton, which corralates with the amount of weight your pickup truck can haul.)
by Nature's weight June 3, 2017
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I was unable to find a copy of "Sleepless in Seattle" like my wife requested but, unfortunately for me, Blockbuster had a fartload of them on sale previously viewed.
by Carlix February 7, 2003
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fartlol123 is our king who used to gives us money and make us rich and not saved us from being broke af on everskies lo,
by xerichae March 9, 2021
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Get the fartlol123 mug.The act of farting and catching the fart with your bare hand, and then releasing it into your nose to create an infinite fart loop.
Joe: Hey, what the hell are you doing with your hand in your butt?
Mama: I'm about to create a fartloop. Observe.
Mama: I'm about to create a fartloop. Observe.
by TheDonkeyThatLovesNuggets September 15, 2019
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