Fartlow 

A person who desperately defends bad people to the point of self-embarrassment. Who responds to valid criticism and evidence by farting nonsense from the mouth. The contents of the expelled wind often stink and the bar is very low. Correct emoji is 💨

“She defends Amber Heard, what a fartlow”

“Eve is in my mentions again, i’ve been fartlow’d”

Fartlow by RightRapid January 4, 2022

fartlore

The folklore of flatulence.

Tom: Hey, man, did you know that if you hold up a match by your ass and fart, it'll make a huge fireball, with green smoke!

Dick: Nah, dude. That's fartlore. Besides, only 20% of people even have methane in their farts, which is the gas that makes it possible for farts to be flammable in the first place, silly! Now go make me a sandwich.

fartlore by The Milkman of Human Kindness December 6, 2011

Fartload 

Noun: a unit of measure exactly one tenth the weight of a shit ton (not to be confused with ass ton, which corralates with the amount of weight your pickup truck can haul.)

There's a fartload of cucumbers on this vine.

Fartload by Nature's weight June 3, 2017

fartload 

Not quite a shitload but still a whole lot. Significant due to the extreme number of fart molecules in on flatus; but not as substantiative as a shitload as farts are gaseous and shit is solid (usually)

I was unable to find a copy of "Sleepless in Seattle" like my wife requested but, unfortunately for me, Blockbuster had a fartload of them on sale previously viewed.

fartload by Carlix February 7, 2003

fartlol123 

our everskies lord who made us rich but dissapeared after the everskies launch sadly :(

rip fartlol123 on jan/23/21

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fartlol123 is our king who used to gives us money and make us rich and not saved us from being broke af on everskies lo,

fartlol123 by xerichae March 9, 2021

fartlol123 

An Everskies legend.
A fucking god okay??!

Do you believe in Fartlol123 supremacy?
-yeah! I love Fartlol123

fartlol123 by Skiittyy January 21, 2021

Fartloop 

The act of farting and catching the fart with your bare hand, and then releasing it into your nose to create an infinite fart loop.

Joe: Hey, what the hell are you doing with your hand in your butt?
Mama: I'm about to create a fartloop. Observe.

Fartloop by TheDonkeyThatLovesNuggets September 15, 2019