jan

jan is the name people refer to the chernobyl disaster. It is very dangerous and radioactive. WARNING:

VERY CONTAGIOUS

Dude1:Hey look at these trashbags on the street.
Dude2:You mean jan?

by ROBERT 69420 October 22, 2019

jan

a person who is definetly a hard rock fan. he will say to everyone he likes punk but deep down he knows he cant resist hard rock. jans tend to say bad things about medical schools so dont talk to them if u are in one!

look at that guy playing hard rock he mist be a jan!
ye ye ur right

by urbandictionary254 December 08, 2020

jan

being super unfortunate. referring to the brady bunch

you're not hot marsha, you're not cute cindy, you're poor and unfortunate jan.

"today when i was walking in the hallway someone bumped into me then stepped on me. i'm so jan"

by unfortunate333333 December 08, 2011

jan

toronto-area slang for troll (internet forums)

Doink is an annoying jan.

by splifftime May 17, 2006

jan jan

Jan Jan is twice tha Jan, the name comes from the latin word Jan, or Janyudigitnoyoucantdigit for short, it means "in the presence of an angel", some historians suggests the name Jan has originated to the most magical, beautiful, graceful royal bloods of the Macedonian area.

Dude, Jan Jan is awesome AF, i wish i could be like him.

by SaladNinja January 24, 2017

Jan

Good smelling Person

He smells like a Jan

by JanBrugg December 24, 2019

Jan

Jan is an amazing friend who will never let you down, she is a bit shy, but when you get to know her, she is so sweet, kind, crazy and cares about her friends.

She is really really smart and knows everything about maths!!
She is always kind, and looks out for you, always an amazing friend to talk to and will understand and won't be judging. Jan is also funny and amazing at making her friends happy, and is honestly such an amazing friend <3

Person 1) Who was that girl over there? She was so cool..
Person 2) She's gotta be a JAN!

by BestieStar July 08, 2022