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1) A trailing or climbing plant.

2) A social media app where users post 7 second long videos, called vines, for others to see. The most popular vines consist of people trying to be funny, and are often racist or make fun of a certain group. Some "Vine stars" take vine so seriously they think it's their job.

People will try to replicate popular vines by repeating them over and over in an attempt to be funny. Meanwhile, everyone with an IQ above 30 finds it annoying, redundant and not entertaining at all. See 21.

Several vines have migrated onto other social media sites, because apparently seeing it 40 times on Vine alone isn't enough. You'll probably see the same vine resubmitted many times on Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.

The most popular ideas for vines include:
- Black people be like this, white people be like this
- Damaging or vandalising someones property, followed by "CALM DOWN DUDE IT'S A PRANK, IT'S A JOKE BRO" when they find out and are understandably aggravated
- Me cooking spaghetti when my mom is home, me cooking spaghetti when my mom isn't home
Luckily, they only last 7 seconds, so you don't need to deal with the stupidity for very long.

Impress your friends by watching vines in front of them, then not laughing because you know they aren't entertaining. For some reason, people find every new vine the funniest thing in the entire 4.5 billion year history of the world, and by not laughing they'll start to believe you're some sort of God or something.
1) I picked grapes off a vine today!

2) Person A: Check out this new vine, it's so funny!
Person B: No, it's not. Stop believing it's funny just because people tell you it's funny.
by trexel January 28, 2015
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A short video, usually 5 to 10 seconds long of compiled clips of random stuff. They are frequently posted on social websites such as facebook, twitter etc.
Hey man, did you see the vine by Jerome Jarre?

Yeah, that dude is hilarious
by labeast June 03, 2013
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A new form of social networking logging the events in the lives of stupid people. Curiously, this includes three activities: twerking, pretending to chase women, parodying 1st world problems, and fights where a black person says something funny. In short: once you've seen one, you've seen them all.
"Dude, did you see that Vine where that girl twerked in yoga pants?"

"Yeah, I've seen it at least twenty times. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all."
by Der Blucher May 13, 2014
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A social network where people can be racist as long as it's funny
Dude did you see that new "black people be like" vine
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They're like memes, except seven seconds long and not as dank. Mostly made by normies/casuals and people who are black/want to be black in hopes of attaining street cred and perpetuating stereotypes.
A: Did you see that vine about the twerking nut who didn't get the succ?

B: nah
by mecha_monster December 23, 2015
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1- a type of plant that Tarzan likes to swing on in the jungle
2- 6 second video creating app
Vine is another reason why this generations attention span is so short.
Hey let's go climb this shitty ass vine and possibly kill ourselves so we can make people laugh on vine.
by This_is_not_my_real_name February 01, 2015
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A 6-60 sec video usually included some sort of comedy. Most of the comedy is crummy, acting is bad, and get to much attention. Vines are supremely easy to make yet instead of making them people watch them. Target Audience is from about is any age for girls. For boys 6-13.
Vines Involve No talent, horrible sense of humor, a attractive person, and most importantly idiots to watch. Fallow these steps and you will be internet famous in NO TIME AT ALL!
by riost November 27, 2015
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