fartlord

lord of all farts. Hands down the most smelly human being on the earth.

Shut up Evand you stupid fartlord

by Vegh March 14, 2007

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fartlore

The folklore of flatulence.

Tom: Hey, man, did you know that if you hold up a match by your ass and fart, it'll make a huge fireball, with green smoke!

Dick: Nah, dude. That's fartlore. Besides, only 20% of people even have methane in their farts, which is the gas that makes it possible for farts to be flammable in the first place, silly! Now go make me a sandwich.

by The Milkman of Human Kindness December 6, 2011

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Fartload

Noun: a unit of measure exactly one tenth the weight of a shit ton (not to be confused with ass ton, which corralates with the amount of weight your pickup truck can haul.)

There's a fartload of cucumbers on this vine.

by Nature's weight June 3, 2017

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fart lord

A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart lords" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.

Fall before the might of the fart lord!!

by Rudy tulips January 15, 2009

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fartload

Not quite a shitload but still a whole lot. Significant due to the extreme number of fart molecules in on flatus; but not as substantiative as a shitload as farts are gaseous and shit is solid (usually)

I was unable to find a copy of "Sleepless in Seattle" like my wife requested but, unfortunately for me, Blockbuster had a fartload of them on sale previously viewed.

by Carlix February 7, 2003

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