fartloaf 

a peice of food which someone has farted on

bro, i fartloafed on obama's gay energy drink

fartloaf by CordialChicken March 14, 2015

Fartload 

Noun: a unit of measure exactly one tenth the weight of a shit ton (not to be confused with ass ton, which corralates with the amount of weight your pickup truck can haul.)

There's a fartload of cucumbers on this vine.

Fartload by Nature's weight June 3, 2017

fatloaf 

A typically slightly overweight stocky person who behaves in a somewhat retarded fashion.

Referring to a drunken 5 foot tall man who is not particularly bright, you may say "You see that fatloaf over there? Look at the state of that!"

fatloaf by Gugu Abubu January 16, 2007

fartload 

Not quite a shitload but still a whole lot. Significant due to the extreme number of fart molecules in on flatus; but not as substantiative as a shitload as farts are gaseous and shit is solid (usually)

I was unable to find a copy of "Sleepless in Seattle" like my wife requested but, unfortunately for me, Blockbuster had a fartload of them on sale previously viewed.

fartload by Carlix February 7, 2003