fartcow

A cow whose gastrointestinal eruptions are more frequent than normal.

"He became a fartcow upon consumption of the burrito of doom"

by Fartcow June 3, 2003

Fartlow

A person who desperately defends bad people to the point of self-embarrassment. Who responds to valid criticism and evidence by farting nonsense from the mouth. The contents of the expelled wind often stink and the bar is very low. Correct emoji is 💨

“She defends Amber Heard, what a fartlow”

“Eve is in my mentions again, i’ve been fartlow’d”

by RightRapid January 4, 2022

Fartcore

Fartcore is not to be confused with Deathfart. Fartcore still retains the underlying melody of flatulence. There's more oxygen and hydrogen. Deathfart is all about the rhythm of sulphur.

Gustav switched from a life of Taco Libre and Deathfart to Sibylla and Fartcore, and we are all breathing easier.

by Tia Mat November 2, 2015

Fartcore

A type of metal (music) completely comprised of farts. Normally includes brutal fart breakdowns and insane fart shredding. Vocals normally include low fart growls.

"DUDE...YOU HAVE GOT TO HEAR THIS FART BREAKDOWN...ITS THE MOST BRUTAL FARTCORE IVE EVER HEARD"

by ddeathhhhd October 28, 2009

fartcolepsy

When one's farts expel from one's body in such a rhythm that it serenades one into a deep slumber.

My friend who has fartcolepsy cannot drive a vehicle after eating Taco Bell.

by FamousAnus February 14, 2009

FartComa

A fart so intoxicating that it induces one into a coma. In the worst cases, death is possible.

"oh shit! Billy just fartcomaed himself!"

-"Billy is in a coma"
-"how?"
-"A FartComa..."
-"OMG!"

by steveypoo April 10, 2008

Fartcorn

Cheap, store brand microwave popcorn that, when you pop it, smells as if someone passed gas into the bag before it was sealed. It usually tastes like packing peanuts, too.

Little Jimmy: "Hey, mom! Did you just pop some fartcorn?"

Mom: "Must have. My bad. It was on sale."

Little Jimmy: "Well, I ain't eatin' that shit."

by OrangeElixir August 4, 2013