An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.
Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.
by C Mathers December 26, 2005
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A politician's promise before election for the purpose of getting the vote.
During the time leading up to the presidential elections all you heard from the mouths of the candidates was a whole lot of cow farts.
by Luna justice July 30, 2011
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when a cow farts you dumbass....what the fuck did you think it meant
i walked in a field only to find a cow in the middle of cow fart
by conmanshrinkin25duh April 25, 2010
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a person so apprehensive about global warming that they are eve raising alarms over bovine wind and gas.
by yikes. October 28, 2009
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