A person who desperately defends bad people to the point of self-embarrassment. Who responds to valid criticism and evidence by farting nonsense from the mouth. The contents of the expelled wind often stink and the bar is very low. Correct emoji is 💨
1.A person able to talk about yet not actually do an activity.
2. Possessing a vast and more often than not useless collection of information on a particular subject and being unable to adequately perform or accomplish said subject.
Mike :"Dude, Bob sure knows alot about air traffic control"
Jimmy :"Maybe, but throw a headset on him with some planes in the air and he chokes up like an asian hooker on a black mans dick"