Definitions by Carlix

fartload 

Not quite a shitload but still a whole lot. Significant due to the extreme number of fart molecules in on flatus; but not as substantiative as a shitload as farts are gaseous and shit is solid (usually)

I was unable to find a copy of "Sleepless in Seattle" like my wife requested but, unfortunately for me, Blockbuster had a fartload of them on sale previously viewed.

fartload by Carlix February 7, 2003

pussy whipped 

a condition whereby a male gives up the exclusive use of his nads because a chick gave him some; usually followed by a bullwhip cracking gesture and accompanying sound effects

Dude! You are so whipped!

pussy whipped by Carlix February 7, 2003