FartBucks 

A form of currency, obtained by farting. Currently not backed by precious metals, but may be backed by shit soon. To combat inflation, every fart that wishes to be converted, must:
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.

Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.

“Tyler nearly tore himself a new asshole, but damn they gave him 5 whole FartBucks”

“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”

FartBucks by Danull February 14, 2019

Fartocks 

When you fart and it makes your buttocks slap eachother...

Wow...those were nice fartocks?

Fartocks by Hope May 4, 2004

fartfucker 

someone who has sex with farts

When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.

fartfucker by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

Fattybucks 

there is no justification attached to a purchase other than I want to, I can, so I will.

Rob didn't need a new boat, but he wanted one, he had enough fattybucks, so he did.

Fattybucks by UknownBSer December 9, 2010

Fartbucket 

A car (usually import, more recently domestic) which has no performance modifications to it except a high flow exhaust system that when the driver steps on the gas, makes a sound like you're farting into a bucket.

"Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbbb", said the Honda Civic

"Look at all these high school kids driving around in their fartbuckets."

Fartbucket by TMGChuck January 28, 2010

fatbucker 

The act of intercourse with a large tub of lard.

Timmy buys a large tub of lard at the grocery store and has a sudden urge to use it. Timmy has become a fatbucker.

fatbucker by pro-noun August 25, 2011

Fartfuck 

German: Furzfick

a explosive shart

Fartfucked! Thats bad!

Fartfuck by xX 44100 Xx August 13, 2021