justification

The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.

"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"

"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"

"Jeffery, go to your room"

"But your my school janitor"

"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

by Tom. M January 12, 2006

justification

Justification, verb, the act of making excuses for your foolish actions. Can be used as another form of blagging.

justification of why you shagged your sister is easy

by Pickle March 8, 2005

justification

The act of making something extremely gay and jewish; named after Justin

Skateboarding was totally cool until it underwent a complete justification.

by JT Dollar Sign November 9, 2003

Justifer

A very manly person, is smart and may be known as a gangster. He has it all. He attracts many of the opposite gender but is never seen partnering up with the same.

"Oh damn dude your becoming a Justifer!"
"That dude is such a Justifer"

by James Chillenbrak March 31, 2020

justificate

To prove the usefullness of ones actions or state of being

Mercer: "Don't make me justificate myself for wearing this ghetto a** hat"

by devreser March 4, 2007

Justificator

An alternate name for a car indicator, when used after a turn has commenced, to justify the drivers actions

oh, that car turned and now the justificator is on!

by Bfunny November 24, 2010

junkie justification

Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation

Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?

Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.

by IdiotProofDude January 17, 2017