Fattybucks

there is no justification attached to a purchase other than I want to, I can, so I will.

Rob didn't need a new boat, but he wanted one, he had enough fattybucks, so he did.

by UknownBSer December 9, 2010

FartBucks

A form of currency, obtained by farting. Currently not backed by precious metals, but may be backed by shit soon. To combat inflation, every fart that wishes to be converted, must:
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.

Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.

“Tyler nearly tore himself a new asshole, but damn they gave him 5 whole FartBucks”

“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”

by Danull February 14, 2019

fattyback

A fat ass that is just so round and juicy u can't stand it. popularized by the go-go song. so it's sayed a lot in DC

she got a fatty back oh-oh-oh

by yo muvva August 28, 2005

fatbucks

The money the government pays you for being really, really fat.

Oh yeah, John weighs 550 lbs, so he gets fatbucks.

by TadashiKitsune June 14, 2025