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Attached 

Can't Let Go Of Someone
I'm Still Attached To Sally😭💔
Attached by Genius_101❤️💁🏻 September 22, 2016
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Attached 

(n.) Shittiest band ever.
Tonight your band sounded like Attahced. (Meaning YOU SUCKED)
Attached by Ray November 19, 2003

attached at the hip 

Two people who are always around each other, whom you never see one without the other.
James and Kelsey are attached at the hip; you can never seem to find them alone.

Attached to the hip 

When two best friends are attached to each other and everyone thinks they’re a couple because of how close they are
Person1: aww look at them they seem like a couple

Person2: yeah I guess they’re attached to the hip

attached to the hip 

means to be with someone all the freakin time
Me: You see that couple over there ?

Dave: Yea, they're always together.
Me: Ha , i guess they're attached to the hip.

Attached Juggling 

The action of playing with Astrojaxs. Astrojaxs are often referred to as AJs, so Attached Juggling is an anagram and can also be shortened to AJ.

A term to describe toys similar to Astrojaxs. This includes brand name toys like monkey knuckles (two free moving balls on a string with stoppers at the end) and home maid astrojaxs.
"I like to go to the park and do some Attached Juggling in the fresh air."

"Look at this new Attached Juggling toy I made! Its four wooden blocks on a string. Its no Astrojax but I think its pretty cool"
Attached Juggling by Questionever January 8, 2012

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. 

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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