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Fartbucket

A car (usually import, more recently domestic) which has no performance modifications to it except a high flow exhaust system that when the driver steps on the gas, makes a sound like you're farting into a bucket.
"Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbbb", said the Honda Civic

"Look at all these high school kids driving around in their fartbuckets."
by TMGChuck January 28, 2010
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Fartbucket

An exhaust mod that exceeds 3 inches in diameter. Frequently used by ricers
lol look at that ricer with a huge fartbucket! i bet it gives his car 20 more horsepower!
by markusalkemus66 December 22, 2008
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Fartbucket

A 5 gallon bucket with a human head sized hole in its side used to fart directly into a persons face. The fartbucket is frequently used on the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show.
BUBBA : “We need a fart validation. Tuddle put your head in the fartbucket, Trace has a fart on deck.
by Dean Gallberry March 14, 2019
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Fart Bucket Jones

Well his name is, Fart Bucket Jones.
And he likes to stay alone,
in his rat infested home,
in New Orleeeeeaaans!
There goes that old Fart Bucket Jones fellow, probably out buying groceries for them cursed swamp rats.
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FartBucks

A form of currency, obtained by farting. Currently not backed by precious metals, but may be backed by shit soon. To combat inflation, every fart that wishes to be converted, must:
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.

Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.
“Tyler nearly tore himself a new asshole, but damn they gave him 5 whole FartBucks”

“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream
by Danull February 14, 2019
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fartjacket

something you call a person who is being a retard or stupid or is annoying you A LOT.
D: You know what smells?
T: What?
D: Your mom!
T: How is that----
D: *takes notebook*
T: Give that back you little fartjacket!!!!!!!
by SKW<3 October 26, 2012
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fartfucker

someone who has sex with farts
When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.
by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015
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