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Farbucks

The Starbucks on Washington Square Park in the Village of NYC. This is also known as 'Faye's at the Square' - a name from which it derives the 'Fa'.
This is the only Starbucks (so far) that accepts the NYU meal plan as payment.
This location is renown for Thursday night live music and memorable and friendly barristas/os.
Jones: I'm all outta money, and I have no place to curl up with a cuppa joe to finish my knitting before drama class!
Maggie: why not head down to farbucks for some coffee cake and solitude?
Jones: sounds great!
by clarisse_montag August 11, 2006
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FartBucks

A form of currency, obtained by farting. Currently not backed by precious metals, but may be backed by shit soon. To combat inflation, every fart that wishes to be converted, must:
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.

Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.
“Tyler nearly tore himself a new asshole, but damn they gave him 5 whole FartBucks”

“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream
by Danull February 14, 2019
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fatbucks

The money the government pays you for being really, really fat.
Oh yeah, John weighs 550 lbs, so he gets fatbucks.
by TadashiKitsune June 14, 2025
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