fatbucks
fatbucks by TadashiKitsune June 14, 2025
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FartBucks
A form of currency, obtained by farting. Currently not backed by precious metals, but may be backed by shit soon. To combat inflation, every fart that wishes to be converted, must:
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.
Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.
Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.
“Tyler nearly tore himself a new asshole, but damn they gave him 5 whole FartBucks”
“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”
“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”
fatbucker
Timmy buys a large tub of lard at the grocery store and has a sudden urge to use it. Timmy has become a fatbucker.
Farbucks
The Starbucks on Washington Square Park in the Village of NYC. This is also known as 'Faye's at the Square' - a name from which it derives the 'Fa'.
This is the only Starbucks (so far) that accepts the NYU meal plan as payment.
This location is renown for Thursday night live music and memorable and friendly barristas/os.
This is the only Starbucks (so far) that accepts the NYU meal plan as payment.
This location is renown for Thursday night live music and memorable and friendly barristas/os.
Jones: I'm all outta money, and I have no place to curl up with a cuppa joe to finish my knitting before drama class!
Maggie: why not head down to farbucks for some coffee cake and solitude?
Jones: sounds great!
Maggie: why not head down to farbucks for some coffee cake and solitude?
Jones: sounds great!
Farbucks by clarisse_montag August 11, 2006
Fatbacks
The three racers in Mario Kart 64; DK, Wario, and Bowser, that are scary to get around or hard to pass. If a smaller racer runs into the fantasses, they spin out. So called because of their wide backs.